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being the tallest dwarf...diving for ice-cubes...fucking for virginity....kicking a dead pig....bombing for peace...sucking dick on dyke-night...striving for originality...etc...etc...etc...                                                                                    back when i gave approximately two farts from a lamb's arse about moronic magazine editor's opinions i would actually beg to get some of my photographs published.  *          . second to that i found that also writing about the gig for the magazine as well as doing the photographs also increased the chances of them being laid in print.   ..   . waste of time really - mainly because it's hardly William-fucking-Blake standard, just as, i'm sure Steve Gullick and Kevin Westenberg are shitting brick-upon-brick of jealously whilst looking at my photographs... and no, i don't dance to architecture either . however, it's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness and it also pleases me mum by putting my c-grade english language a-level to use...as well as spitting fuel to soaking-wet flames that have long been pissed on by the utterly talentless digital-camera using music photographers out there...as well as it being a poor excuse for yet another little bitter rant... enjoy...                                                                                                                             .....these days, in order to get my self-esteem kicking and my rejection-injection i beg bands and people for their permission to photograph them....most say 'no'...and that's if they reply at all...boo-fucking-hoo !
* (some were/are lovely though - PlanB r.i.p, rockArolla, Clash)